I don't usually arrange sex via text message
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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