Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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