Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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