if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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