I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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