I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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