Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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