oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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