Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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