I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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