Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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