They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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