dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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