Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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