windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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