Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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