I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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