The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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