Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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