Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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