i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I could fuck to npr.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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