So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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