So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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