I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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