hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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