I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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