when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize