I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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