I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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