Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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