So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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