Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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