BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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