Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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