i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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