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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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