Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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