Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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