I'm jealous of your bromance
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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