I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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