So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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