I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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