The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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