is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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