I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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