Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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