Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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