wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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