sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
My feet surprised me
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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