The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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